Frontier Psychiatrist is one year old
Tuesday, November 11th, 2008
I started this blog just over a year ago. My brother had been going on at me for ages to start one to salve my frustrations about not being a journalist. I also I had an important job interview looming, having been banjaxed by the MMC fiasco, and thought that it would make a tasty morsel to throw to my interviewers. It’s called ‘Frontier Psychiatrist’ after a song by a band called the Avalanches, who shone both brightly and briefly.
I had the job interview in February and, dressed in a smart suit, I mentioned this blog whenever I could. It seemed to do the trick as the interviewing panel seemed both interested in blogging and – usefully - entirely clueless about it. When there was even a minute or two left at the end of my first panel when they asked me to enlighten them further.
I got the job, and decided to continue the blog with dreams of eventual web stardom. Alas I’m not Raj Persaud yet, but then neither is he. As well as a chance to write, it’s a useful repository for information, a chance to air ideas and most importantly an opportunity to convene with people interested in mental health, who are not necessarily healthcare professionals. It’s quite time consuming, as each post takes me about two to three hours to write. If you’re interested in starting one yourself to supplement your income I must warn you that, for me, the returns have been poor; thus far I’ve made £25.86 out of 24 Amazon referrals and $11.07 out of something called text link ads. That was almost enough to take my girlfriend out for dinner, but I went too, so in a way I’ve actually lost money.
It would be easy to imagine that writing a blog is a bit like leaving a lot of leaflets in your local town hall, and that comments are like people calling you about them, but blogging is more subtle than this and much richer for it. Via the blog analytics applications, it’s possible to know who is visiting the here and why (don’t worry, there are no names involved). For instance 22 people have visited Frontier Psychiatrist following typing in the keyword ‘penile dysmorphic disorder’ into a search engine. They however spent only an average of 12 seconds on the site so I fear they were generally disappointed. In fact a lot of folk with an interest in the male member have been straying onto the site since I mentioned Mister Mark and his extreme cock.
Other search terms have caught my eye include ‘can someone have neurosyphilis after only 2 years’, for whom I remain concerned, and I will never know if the person who searched for ‘pretty doctor called Ruth’ was ultimately successful in his or her quest. Thus far I’ve had 21,330 visits, of whom 76% left again without looking at anything else. This is known as the ‘bounce rate’ and I find the idea of it quite distressing. The average time spent on the site has been 1 minute 43 seconds and the most visits I’ve had on a single day was 289 for a post I wrote about all round nice guy Joseph Fritzl. Most people find me via search engines, but some are also ‘referred’ when they find me via other blogs.
Mentioning celebrities always causes a spike in readership (were I doing this in a calculated fashion this would be called SEO, or search engine optimization), although disappointingly few comments. I find getting comments very exciting and I’d encourage anyone who reads any of my posts to leave one. I try and reply to any that require a reply, but sometimes don’t have the time. There have only been two or three nasties – surprising considering how much some people hate psychiatrists. I could delete them where I so inclined, but leave them on as a right of reply
The highlights thus far have been and my getting included on a list of top mental health blogs and Rufus May replying to my criticisms of his TV programme ‘The doctor who hears voices’. The lowlights are all the spam comments I get everyday; they say things like ‘hot+sexy+young+dancing+chicks!’ In general, they are efficiently hoovered up by a clever bit of software, but sometimes one sneaks through.
If you enjoyed this post you can buy me a coffee!














